Wednesday, July 14, 2004

July 14th - KIM IS LAZY AND THE LLAMA TREE FREAKS ME OUT!!!!!!!!

Well yep i was unable to get online last night due to my stepdad expecting a phone call....but yesterday was cool....i slept until like 3 in the afternoon and then Kim and Mims came over and we chilled in back of his truck listening to music....BTW - there is a tree in the neighbors yard that looks just like a llama, do know how entertaining that is???? DO YOU?!?!?! i didnt think so...
He accidently locked his keys in the trunk so i nearly got stuck trying to crawl through the back window to unlock it, lol......all this so i could play my birthday massacre cd. hahahahahah the lengths i go to listen to Chibi's beautiful voice, lol.
Well yep anyways......Yeh so Mims likes me now, thats cool....but it just makes my life even MORE complicated hahahaha...

On another note, I was trying to help Tim get a raise and promotion by telling him about my friend Jenn who is also joining the Marines too....and like if she tells them that Tim referred her then he gets like lots of money....but the thing is Jenn....kinda has a history of befriending a guy, then later having sex with him....i love her to death but....i dont want her and Tim having anything to do with eachother.....NOT COOL!!! and when i gave them eachothers phone numbers so they could talk about it......i was sure that was going to be it...BUT NOOOO!!!
thats what i get for having faith in somebody.....cuz HE CALLED HER AGAIN TODAY......JUST TO TALK!!!!!! WHAT'S UP WITH THAT!?!?!?!
i dont know but i dont like it one bit. nope i sure dont....

well back to today....yep me and kim made this great plan up that consisted of me coming over to her house at 9 in the am and we would sleep some more....yeh well i guess Kim had changed the plans a tad...hahaha all i know is that she told me too call before i left the house... and when i got to her house so she could let me in......well i called her before i left....and constantly the entire 10 min ride to her house...and for the 30 min that i sat on her porch......finally i like figured out how to get through her fence....(it was early...lol) and i started banging on her bedroom window...i managed to wake both Kim and her mom up....her mom let me in through the back door and i walked over to Kim and was like " LEARN TO PICK UP YOUR PHONE KIM!!! YOU LAZY!!!!" then we went into her room and layed down but i was pissed so i was like talking to her and calling her cell and stuff....finally i gave up and went to sleep....hahaha...

well we had arbys for lunch and it was good...although kim doesnt like horseradish sauce....which should be a crime or something.....and then we went over to mims house for like 15 min...then MARIO CALLED!! OH GOD IT WAS MARIO!!! as kim was thinking...haha and he invited us over to Jenni's house to swim...of course i had no bathing suit, hadnt shaved my legs in like 2 days, and was dressed in a black tshirt and a black skirt and black pantyhose and knee high black combat boots (that buckle and shit and get really hot it the sun btw) so like Ben and Mario came over and Kim road with them and i road with Mims, and we went all the way over to EastBumFuck somewhere to go swimming...well i sat at a picnic table with mims until he went to work then i sat there and called my mom and bothered her....and the after god knows how long i wasnt paying attention, we left...i road in the front passengers seat of Ben's truck which is like some poormans carowinds ride...cuz it doesn't hook down so it slides up and down as he accelerates and put on the breaks...great huh?

well yep so thats about it...hahaha nice time huh?????hehehe yep naw i kid Kim just got all skampy cuz i said that she said it made it seem like ive had a bad time....no it wasnt bad...it was interesting hehehe....

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THE QUEEN HAS SPOKEN
I AM THE QUEEN AND WHAT I SAY GOES! OBEY ME!! OBEY THE FIST!!! OBEY THE CUTE LITTLE FIST!!!!!
What's with my procrastination? and all this social isolation? It's happening again, this darkness is seeping in. Loneliness consumes me still, It's holding me against my will. I can't break free, it is no use. Can't stop Unintended self abuse. Abolish me, break my heart, tear my soul. Abolish me in this beautiful nowhere, just wanna die in your arms tonight. Make my dreams come true, so i have a reason to wake.
Favorite Band: The Birthday Massacre
Favorite Quote:I'm trying to eat, could you please stop pooping - Devi
Best Friends: I'm now accepting applications
Sex: was very good
Pets:Auryn my snake, Oz the cat, and Freckles aka Mr. Eff the cocker Spaniel
Located: Wonderland
Mood: forever in a state of Insanity

Loves: Chibi, Alice in wonderland,Jhonen Vasquez (he is God) and everything hes ever done, edward scissorhands, HP, LOTR, The Birthday Massacre, reading, drawing, writing,and talking on the phone, and killing people who make me sad with large rusty hooks....oh wait i probably shouldnt have said that one....
Hates: people who ditch their best friend of three years for no reason. stupid whores, and stupid guys who cheat on their caring loving girl friends, and stupid guys who cheat on their caring loving girlfriends with stupid whores in portapotties, cows....moo..., people who think their too good to hang out with people at school who they hang out with out of school, posers, lies, people, dogs ( oh wait mostly the same thing), and people who use others lying to get their way.
About the Piggy's and the Squirrels: Squirrels stole my acorns and chase me down the road. I misses my piggy....WHY MY PIGGY I LUVEDED YOU PIGGY I LUVEDED YOUU!!!!
About the Cupcake:What is better than a mini cake? really? im serious??? ANSWER ME!!!
About the Tuna: Tuna goooodddd......it comes in a can....mmmm....tuna..
THE BIRTHDAY MASSACRE