Tuesday, July 27, 2004

December 30th - HAPPY MOTHER FUCKING GOD DAMN SIXTH MONTH TO ME!

well well well, surprise surprise he i am mad. ARE YOU GUYS FUCKING SURPRISED CLASS????? HELL FUCKING NO YOU ARENT! AS MY FUCKING PUPILS YOU ALL KNOW THAT TODAY WAS ME AND TIM'S SIXTH MONTH AND SO DID HE FOR I WAS AT HIS HOUSE THE MORNING AT MIDNIGHT WHEN IT WAS OFFICIALLY SO. AND WE HAD PLANNED TO GO TO THE MOVIES OH YES WE DID. TO SEE SERIES OF UNFORTUNATE EVENTS WITH THE KIDS THAT LOOK LIKE US! BUT OH NO TIM FORGOT AND PLAYED VIDEO GAMES INSTEAD. But did you beautifully perfect teacher get angry - HELL NO SHE DIDNT! BUT HE DID THEN PRECEDE TO TALK ALOT OF NONSENSE AND NOT REALLY TALK AT ALL. AND REFUSED TO CALL ME CLAIMING HE WOULD RATHER TALK TO ME ONLINE BUT HE WOULDNT SAY HARDLY ANYTHING. THEN I FOUND OUT HE HAD BEEN DRINKING -OH YES DROWN YOUR SORROWS TIM MY BOY- THATS REALLY GONNA HELP YOU! AND SO THEN HE WAS TALKING ABOUT SOME FUCKING PIRATES OR SOEMTHING SO I WAS LIKE CALL ME AND HE WAS LIKE NO WE'RE GOING TO WALMART- ILL CALL YOU LATER now boys and girls your gorgously awesome professor would not stand for that so i rang him over and over until he answered and after finally getting him to talk to me and not that god damned roomate of his he was like ok we're going to walmart so ill call you back. and i said " no why dont you stay and talk to me. its are sixth month and we didnt go to the movies and you wouldnt call me and you were acting all weird." and he was like " well we havent gone in like a week ( which friends is a bogus comment since i know for a fact that he also went on tuesday to the said walmart with Ethan adn Steven) and we need food and a dvd rack" and i asked " dvd rack" AND YOU KNOW WHAT HE SAID THEN LITTLE FRIEND????????? " WELL I WANNA SPEND TIME WITH MY ROOMMATES" WTF!!! WTF!!! WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTFWTF WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SO I HUNG UP - BY ALL MEANS PLEASE TIM SPEND ARE 1/2 YEAR ANNIVERSARY WITH YOUR FRIENDS -WHO YOU LIVE WITH- AT THE LOCAL WALMART well i guess i see where i stand


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THE QUEEN HAS SPOKEN
I AM THE QUEEN AND WHAT I SAY GOES! OBEY ME!! OBEY THE FIST!!! OBEY THE CUTE LITTLE FIST!!!!!
What's with my procrastination? and all this social isolation? It's happening again, this darkness is seeping in. Loneliness consumes me still, It's holding me against my will. I can't break free, it is no use. Can't stop Unintended self abuse. Abolish me, break my heart, tear my soul. Abolish me in this beautiful nowhere, just wanna die in your arms tonight. Make my dreams come true, so i have a reason to wake.
Favorite Band: The Birthday Massacre
Favorite Quote:I'm trying to eat, could you please stop pooping - Devi
Best Friends: I'm now accepting applications
Sex: was very good
Pets:Auryn my snake, Oz the cat, and Freckles aka Mr. Eff the cocker Spaniel
Located: Wonderland
Mood: forever in a state of Insanity

Loves: Chibi, Alice in wonderland,Jhonen Vasquez (he is God) and everything hes ever done, edward scissorhands, HP, LOTR, The Birthday Massacre, reading, drawing, writing,and talking on the phone, and killing people who make me sad with large rusty hooks....oh wait i probably shouldnt have said that one....
Hates: people who ditch their best friend of three years for no reason. stupid whores, and stupid guys who cheat on their caring loving girl friends, and stupid guys who cheat on their caring loving girlfriends with stupid whores in portapotties, cows....moo..., people who think their too good to hang out with people at school who they hang out with out of school, posers, lies, people, dogs ( oh wait mostly the same thing), and people who use others lying to get their way.
About the Piggy's and the Squirrels: Squirrels stole my acorns and chase me down the road. I misses my piggy....WHY MY PIGGY I LUVEDED YOU PIGGY I LUVEDED YOUU!!!!
About the Cupcake:What is better than a mini cake? really? im serious??? ANSWER ME!!!
About the Tuna: Tuna goooodddd......it comes in a can....mmmm....tuna..
THE BIRTHDAY MASSACRE